Monthly Archives: May 2011

You’re welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have solved this generation’s greatest quandary. I can tell you exactly what it takes to get that coveted interview. I know, I know. My Nobel Prize should be here shortly. Step 1) Apply. Duh. Step 2) … Continue reading

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Senorita Stressypants.

If you know me you know that stress is my middle name. I’m neurotic and a chronic worrier about pretty much everything. This semester, and for pretty much the first time, my worries weren’t about something trivial. I was giving … Continue reading

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Cinco de drinko.

Not diggin: It’s Cinco de Mayo and I’m sitting in the computer lab chuggin along on my brit lit final papers that are due tomorrow by 2 pm. Don’t try to tell me that I procrastinated too much because we … Continue reading

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Bullet your whole day.

Woke up at 8 as per usual. Couldn’t drag myself out of bed till like 8:45. Made coffee. I don’t know what was different about it today but I’ve been WIRED like crazy all day. Went and got gas and … Continue reading

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A book you love.

I love to read so of course I can’t narrow it down to just one. I read Water for Elephants a few weeks ago and I can’t recommend it enough! The movie actually did the book justice so go see … Continue reading

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